Step 1: Wait for a celebrity to buy your book.

Step 2: Be sure the book is in the celebrity’s backseat when he crashes his car in the middle of the night.

Step 3: ???

Step 4: PROFIT!

One response to “How to Boost Your Book’s Sales”

  1. Sarah Allen says:

    This made me laugh. I think because its so true!

    Sarah Allen
    (my creative writing blog)

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